Bernie Ecclestone (Situation vacant)

[iranoff]

Originally Posted by redturner37

Sounds like a very fair deal to me.....

As I long suspected, he will retire when they carry him out feet first.

Will be quiet on here tonight, the sprinters are off to Bodymoor Heath for their presentation dinner.

I do hope that Redturner behaves.



Iranoff

[temevalleyterrapin]

Originally Posted by redturner37

I think some one is being naughty, why would you want to mention his private life and involve his wife and daughter. He hasn't been shagging prostitutes as well has he.

...more likely to have been sha**in a poodle than a prosi, if size is any guide.

[Cameron Campbell]

They reckon this will be the biggest divorce settlement in history.

Heather Mills got £24.3million

Bernie's worth £2.4 BILLION, and as they have been married for 24 years, 40-50% is possible.

[johnbull]

Thanks guys. You really had me in stitches reading the comments on Bernie.

A bit different from the standard Italian Hill Climb Forums I get into, where all they discuss is the latest bit of beurocracy and the ever increasing entry fees etc by the CSAI.


Of course, they don't do anything about it, just complain.

[Craig Powers]

Bernie has enough money at the moment, but I worry about what will happen when his good looks fade.

(I can't take the original credit for that joke, btw)