Rollers,Crawlers,Creepers,Shufflers & Residues wanted for 2012

[Dermot Healy]

2012 is here and i haven't yet bought any cars this year

So....i'm in the market for race cars in their many guises

Rollers......things that might move if the brakes weren't seized on
Crawlers...things that might move if they had more than one wheel attached to them
Creepers...things that might move if you put them on a pallet & had a forklift
Shufflers...things one end of which definately can move.. but, oddly, the other end can't
Residues...things comprising mounds of separate parts, all movable, but none connected

....or even bright shiny things that can move (or did move when you last tried them)

So.....now that you finally suspect that the really pleasant chap whose mate knew all about your car, and wanted it for his son, and was definately going to pay and collect it last Easter, and assured you he wasn't a 'timewaster', and even got you to give its inside leg measurement so that he could be sure it would fit in the trailer he could borrow from work, is not now not likely to reappear.........why not sell it to me?

Of course, you could put it on eBay. It is really easy now. There are even phone apps to help you and your buyers have a truely enjoyable experience & Paypal to take all the risk out of selling and buying.....so your buyers need no longer trouble themselves reading your description. You'll really enjoy the correspondence from people all over the world. and be surprised at the fact that people in countries you have never heard of are so interested in your car. Best of all, you'll know you are selling through caring altruistic companies concerned to maximise your 'selling experience'. Just read their 'terms on conditions' and you will be so 'reassured'. And then there is the excitement of watching the bids rise on your car until in the final 5 secs, after a flurry of frantic bidding, your car is won by a bored 11 year old in Eritrea......or worse still..... a 42 year old in Halesowen

So...save effort, ring the magic number - 07703-162409 - and i'll appear with miserable money and scoop up the remains of your pride & joy.


Happy New Year


Dermot
07703-162409
dermothealy@btinternet.com

[dabeca]

why cant i find the like button

[robcapper]

Dermot - the chance of an early purchase for you; do you want those winglet things back? Bought in error for £60 - i'll let you have them for the bargain price of £50.

How's that for a new year deal? ;)

[Joshua]

I'll have them robcapper. PM sent.

Happy new year to all.