Tow cars? x3

[Dermot Healy]

Everybody seems to think you need a 4x4 to tow a race car trailer these days so how about one of these delights?

And it is snowing now & everybody needs a 4x4 to make a fuss and block up perfectly
passable roads & push others into the hedge ....so.......seems a good time to offer these seasonal 4x4 bargains


1...Xreg (2000) Subaru Forester 4x4 GLS...12mths mot....which has proved surprisingly economical returning 30+mpg whatever i do with it. 168k I've come to quite like it £950

2... 02reg (Dec 2002) Range Rover 4.4HLS. New shape BMW v8 engine thing. 100k Has had a life of luxury in the hands of the very affluent...£6250

3...Wreg (2000) Audi A6 Quattro BiTurbo V6..6 speed..long MOT, towbar, 'lot of car for the money' as the motortrade would say.....£1300

and finally a car of such extraordinary blandness & mediocrity (& only 2wd) that you can blend easily into the crowd, confirm your status as a failure, yet still feel better than the guy in a Citroen Picasso, Kia Colostomy, or Nissan Rectum

4...03 (2003) Vauxhall Astra 1600L 5 door. 12mths Mot, air con, 78k ...£995


You know it makes sense


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[teamfox]

Any pics and milage of the Audi please Dermot ?

[Dermot Healy]

160k....pics attached...just the car for you!

[gixxerthou]

Since I am a complete failure, and looking for a bland replacement for my 1996 MK1 Mundaneo that is now on it's 2nd trip to Mars.... I'd like to ask you to put up some pics of the Astra.
Quite serious here, this is a VERY major step towards the high life that I know (sadly) will never be in my grasp. Redundancy (again) has pretty much seen to that, but I need a car that isn't a basket case to reliably get to job interviews (ha ha)...

[Dermot Healy]

Oh yes...this is just the car to transform your fortunes!

[gixxerthou]

The depths to which my financial fortunes have fallen, yes, unfortunately I am still interested. I think it's the blandness of the silver that is just so appealing.

Where can this vehicle be viewed?

[Dermot Healy]

View at my delightlful residence in Ashton-u-Lyne OL66LL

or... our Award Winning, highly trained uniformed Customer Service Delegates can happily collect you from Manchester Piccadilly Station, stuff you into an Astra, prize your hard earned(?) money from your grasp & send you on your way in a grotty Astra with the degree of indifference to your plight that only true professional Customer Service Staff can display

[Ian Johnson]

subtle as ever Dermot lol

[gixxerthou]

Her who (still) has a job is in denial about the state of our lovely Mundaneo. Apparently it will arrive safely in Mars for the 2nd time by the end of the year, no need to replace it....
Since she has the purse strings, that lovely Astra won't be gracing my driveway :-(
I could still go for some uniformed (or uninformed) scantily clad models meeting me in Manchester though...